Who is this?

A wandering, busy monkey.

A pink bi-ped that finally got bored with the notion that he is the on the cutting edge of planetary evolution.

Good grief! What a pain in the ass that was!

If you are reading this then you are my ohana, my family, with certain rights of access to me.

While I'm not too impressed with the whole cluster-fuck known as the Human Race, it seems that when I look into your eyes, I can't help but care for you. C'est dommage! My problem, not yours. Which might work out for you every once in a while.

Nothing is too sacred to drop on the floor every once in a while.

And everything, every little molecule and atom, is alive, precious, valuable, and necessary, and deserves to be loved. Including you.